“Chippendales ?Toast”

Here’s to the east, here’s to the west, here’s to my hands all over your breasts,

Here’s to the north, here’s to the south, wait til you see what I do with my mouth 😉


“Thunder from Down Under Toast”

Aye crikey! Here’s to you, here’s to me, best of mates that we shall be,

But if we ever disagree, fuck you, here’s to me! Cheers! ?aussie aussie aussie! oi oi oi!


Before doing body shots..

“Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
She who shakes it best
Drinks on me tonight”

Other ones

“Here?s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking?
If you?re going to lie, lie for a friend.
If you?re going to cheat, cheat death.
If you?re going to steal, steal a heart.
If you?re going to drink, drink with me.”

“Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”

“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted and have the time of our life.”

“To nipples? without them, titties wouldn?t have a point!”

“Here’s to those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst, and can’t tell the difference.”

“May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we’re dead.”

“May neighbors respect you
Trouble neglect you
Angels protect you, and heaven accept you.”

“Red Heads love it
Blondes do too
Brunettes like it
How bout you??”

“Work sucks
Life is Unfair
Cheers to the women
With thong underwear ”

“To Fighting, Stealing & Killing:
Fighting for what you believe in,
Stealing your best friend’s?heart and
Killing a bottle with your friends.”


Dirty ones (careful when using these!)

“Here?s to the hole that never heals the more I rub it the better it feels.”

“Here?s to honor??? hitting honor, getting honor, staying honor??and if you can?t come in her? come honor”

“Inny Minny Miny Moe
May these shots reveal the Hoe”

“Whipped Cream
Chocolate Syrup
Cherries on Top
May we use
all three tonight
When the panties drop!”